Riding in a car with your friends

smokeporch:

Riding in a car with your parents

Drama-Free

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• Police: where do you live?
• Me: with my parents
• Police: where do your parents live?
• Me: with me
• Police: where do you all live?
• Me: together
• Police: where is your house?
• Me: next to my neighbors house
• Police: where do your neighbors live?
• Me: if i tell you, you wont believe me
• Police: tell me
• Me: next to my house

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africans:

how do i know if this is a jason derulo song or not if only he could let me know in some way

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pyreclaws:

prettyinpinkprep:

If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places.

And so did 3 of the football players.

You are the best role model what are you talking about

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Reblog if you’ve actually SEEN the movie “The Aristocats”

lunarshinobi:

shipallthehomestuckyaoi:

thetomhiddlestonpage:

awesometriathlon:

catgh0st:

Let’s see who’s over 18

I did not realize that kids born after 1994 were not allowed to watch this movie

im 16 and ive seen this movie…im rly confused…why was i not supposed to watch it???

No the Aristocats has a lot of adult themes, it’s a psychosexual thriller using cats as a metaphor for hardcore cream fetishists. I’m sorry your innocence was ruined by this film.

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